EntryLevel edition by Bobby Casella Literature Fiction eBooks
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A "deranged young professional" is hell-bent on making a million bucks because he thinks life without money is not worth living. Entry-Level is an outrageous and ultimately heart-warming adventure comedy about a young man's battle with cynicism.
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“I’m scooping the blood back in. I’m putting it back in the hole so I can escape with it.” I was slipping hard. My blood wasn’t really going back in the hole. It was just smearing all over my sweaty PVC suit. Ironic, the PVC suit. I’d suffered through wearing the hot thing throughout this whole ordeal in an effort to avoid leaving behind DNA. But now look. My DNA was a big puddle on the vault floor.
I wanted to tell Dawn how ironic this was—Dawn, the nice sex chat operator. But my mouth just fluttered. It made no sound.
“You there? Hello? Honey? You still there?” On Dawn’s end of the line, there was a frighteningly long silence. I was drifting. But I somehow managed to speak, “I’m still here, Dawn.”
“Listen to me. You have to get it together."
“I’ll be fine Dawn, I’m with my money.”
“Honey, everybody in the world would want that money, but most of us are too scared to go after it. But not you you went after it. I just met you, but I can already see that you have real courage. So all you need to do is pick yourself up and walk out of that vault, ALIVE, and a free man!”
EntryLevel edition by Bobby Casella Literature Fiction eBooks
I had no context on this book other than that it was supposed to be funny, from what I heard. I laughed the whole way through. It go a little weird at parts as this main character is a little twisted, but I'm assuming that's the whole reason anyone would want to read this book. It's definately for people whom are fans of stuff like Archer, It's Always Sunny, etc. I hope this author keeps writing.Product details
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EntryLevel edition by Bobby Casella Literature Fiction eBooks Reviews
Entry-Level is a hilariously funny novel. As the blurb says, the protagonist is addicted to a cynical, money-oriented yuppy world view. His desire to be rich makes it impossible for him to sustain adult relationships with anyone, most notably his hot French tennis-pro girlfriend--he's a fraternity dork who never grows up. But his greed also brings out his genius as an entrepreneur. There's a lot going on here, but it all builds up to an ingenious bank heist that can't possibly go wrong. You will laugh your ass off reading Bobby's story.
Entry-Level
We ordered this book on Mar. 9 and it was received in about 4 days, much before the expected arrival date. It arrived in excellent condition. We were very glad to find this book at because we had been unable to located it in any book store. We would definitely order from again.
I have not read the book yet, but I have read the other reviews on it, so I'm sure I will enjoy it just the same
The movie Animal House is a classic. The characters had diverse yet distinct personalities, which collectively, captured the hearts of millions. The story was humorous and entertaining to say the least. Entry Level's story is the same. It is a great, fun read. I hope it evolves into a movie because it too may become a classic.
I found this book to be marginally interesting and funny in some parts. I think this is due to my lack of compassion for self-starting losers. In this book, we're introduced to the main character as he attends his college graduation drunk and insults everyone, including his parents. He gets an entry-level accounting job as a cubicle jockey and proceeds to make his life and the lives of those around him miserable.
I did find it funny at times as his escapades often backfired although I certainly hope I don't treat friends like he does.
It's an OK book.
Quick and funny, each page kept me turning. There isnt anything you would NOT enjoy throughout this story. FANTASTIC!!
I had to fly out of town for a funeral and forgot to pack my book. My boyfriend was just finishing this book, so with nothing else to read on the plane back home, I decided to give it a try. I was pleasantly surprised--it helped cheer up my mood and provided a good escape.
Although the main character was kind of an annoying, typical frat boy, I found that I did relate to him. Like the main character, I also got to "Corporate America" in my 20s and experienced a crisis--wait a minute, this is what I finished college for?!
The book was a quick read and made me laugh. I think this author has definite potential, and I thought it was neat to see that he's from my home town, Chicago. I like supporting local talent and will definitely recommend this to friends. Who knows, maybe I will meet the author in a bar one day!
I had no context on this book other than that it was supposed to be funny, from what I heard. I laughed the whole way through. It go a little weird at parts as this main character is a little twisted, but I'm assuming that's the whole reason anyone would want to read this book. It's definately for people whom are fans of stuff like Archer, It's Always Sunny, etc. I hope this author keeps writing.
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